A protrait of Voldemort the Overlord

(It wouldn't let me put a picture on the blog, blog via gadget, so I put it on here)

This is a portrait that one of my death eaters took of me at a logistics meeting to help coordinate the upcoming attack on Hogwatz. I think they got my nose a little wrong- don't laugh- or I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!!


















Found from:

 https://www.google.com/#q=small+pictures+of+voldemort

The Prophecy

    This is new... it's another stupid Muggle creation, quite frankly, I'm surprised it even works, but Bellatrix said that she "blogs" and it works out quite alright, so I might as well give it a try. She made a list for me here of things that you put in a "blog":

1. Personal stuff that your followers would want to know
2. Your future goals
3. What you have accomplished so far

    So #1) 'personal stuff''... I suppose that's Muggle for 'things about me' (why can't non-wizards at least be civilized?). Well, hunh, things about me... I guess I can start with the fact that I am an Overlord of dark wizardry and intend to take over the world sometime in the near future... yes, I suppose that takes care of #2 'my future goals' as well. Which only leaves #3) 'What I have accomplished so far,' well that, that leads to an interesting idea for a "blog." I have actually been on the up rise for the last few years, you know, gathering strength, making evil allies, take over the world type of things, but recently I heard a prophecy that depicted my destruction. Now I will tell you this: I have spent a decent portion of my life, that I'm not getting back (until some Muggle get a time machine fully functioning) preparing for ultimate overlord-ship, and I am not going to just lay down a let a prophecy saying that all my hard work was for nothing ruin me. The catch about this particular prophecy was that it said I would be destroyed by a young but formidable opponent... last I checked, all young people are stupid and uneducated in the field of magic... it's probably bogus, but nonetheless, I am going to eliminate the threat which the prophecy refers to.
   The prophecy is quite vague but I believe that I will be able to find someone who can lead me to the 'good wizards' that will supposedly cause my descent...

Approximately 3 days later...

 

 

I was able to discover that my targets go by the name of Lilly and James Potter; I know, also, from my source that the one called Lilly is a mudblood which should make her easy to eliminate. I didn't realize just how simple it was to dismantle a prophecy; I mean, if I take out the parents, there's no way that their child (who, in case I didn't mention beforehand, I the one spoken of in the prophecy as the one who will destroy me- HA!) will have to proper magical upbringing to overtake me. Yes this is what I will do!!!

 

 

    Wish me luck!!!

 

- The Overlord (that seems suiting)
P.S: To the right here I a picture of me that I found on this Muggle database... Bellatrix said it was just what the "blog" needed...

Voldemort's Kill List

   They say this is supposed to contain personal information so that people can get to know the real you better (I think that's just more Muggle rubbish but still), so here goes a little piece of my evil self:

Voldemort's Kill List:

1. Lilly and James Potter
2. Harry Potter
3. Dumbledore (that guy doesn't even deserve his full name put on my list)

 

 

 

 

 

    This is all I have so far, but, mind you, there will be more!

The Goblet of Fire (or that's what THEY call it)

    Potter and his friends are entering their fourth year in Hogwartz- the only reason I know this is because I have one of my own on the inside. My loyal spy (isn't that some paradox) has taken the disguise of 'Professor' Moody, who Dumbledore foolishly took on as the new dark arts master (that I found ironic, you know being that they call me a 'dark wizard' and we're enemies and yet they unknowingly hire a spy of mine to teach their own on my field of expertise.) The only reason this is at all significant is that the international competition among wizards (as I call it- all the 'good guy' names are too self explanatory; mine leave more to the imagination) is being hosted at Hogwartz this year. I am going to make absolutely certain that Potter's name is entered into the Cup so he will be guaranteed a spot in the competition (or die in the process)...
    Dumbledore's charm on the Cup will only postpone my plan slightly (I mention this because many reckon his power of sorcery to be above mine- you know who you are); getting past it should be all too easy. As a matter of fact, I could have my spy take care of it for me. That would be a much more fool-proof plan considering that my spy is of age and would be able to walk past the Cup boundary with little to no issues... yes, that's what I shall do- the Potter boy won't stand a chance! If he doesn't die of complete and utter humiliation first (which would be quite entertaining considering the circumstances), he will most certainly die in the coming competitions; said competitions contain a series of potentially deadly challenges that a "tribute," per se (I did rather enjoy those "Hunger Games" books, by the way, though I could have done a better job had I been on Snow's place), from each school competes in. The winner of each competition is given points based on their performance that add to their final score in the end.
    If he doesn't die in these challenges, there is still the final competition in which all four competitors race to find the Cup first, but that's where my brilliance comes in. You see, fellow wizards out there, any inanimate object can be turned into a 'portal.' Whenever anyone touches this portal, they are transported to a predetermined destination; this is a destination that I will choose- naturally- to have Potter taken to (if the idiot even makes it that far, which he shouldn't if all goes well, but I've said that before), where I will proceed with torturing him and, after relishing in his pain and suffering, killing him.
     Anyway, I must to be going now; my murder plot (I cleverly named it 'The Plot to Perish Potter') requires a lot of prior planning and logistics that I need to get to work on; don't be offended, my loyal followers, if you don't hear from me for a while- Ta-ta!
#mwahahahahaha

- The Overlord

Horcruxi and the Choices they Bring

       Lately, I have been worried about just how likely it is that Potter and Company will stumble upon any of my horocruxi... Bellatrix assures me that my skills of masking objects from the view of others is beyond anything that a mere schoolboy and his stupid mudblood friends could uncover, but I am still concerned. If they were to come across one, which they won't (hopefully),but if they did, they would know exactly how to destroy it- they've done it before.
      So far, I've made about seven horocruxi, but you all reading this don't have any reason to know the real  number I've made; anyway they're in the wilderness at the moment and are on the trail of the legitimate locket. That one is important, but I doubt they'll find it.
      Still... what if they do? It would not be ideal for them to find that particular one- you see every horocrux is tied to a piece of my soul that I imbedded in each one as I made them, and if a horocrux is destroyed, a little piece of me dies... UGH! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!! Then again this entire thing is based on the chance that they find it and the chance that they know how to destroy it, but as I've seen in the past, Potter has a knack for defying bad chances that are set against him... This whole revelation has made me further realize just how much I utterly despise Harry Potter. I mean, I got his parents- I scarred him for life! And yet he will not give up! WHY, WHY, WHY?????????? The boy is an idiotic enigma, thinking he rules the world just because he has a lightning bolt scar on his forehead- it was me who gave him that bloody scar; I made him famous!!! Ugh- it is soooooo bloody unfair...
      I just came up with the best idea that an overlord has ever thought up- I will put an indirect curse on the horocrux that they are hunting; it will fall right off their stupid radar!!! And- even if, IF- (IF and don't you forget that there is a better than decent chance that they won't find that locket) they stumble upon the locket, they will be attacked and rebuked by the piece of my spirit that is imbedded in the horocrux! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! There is no way on this bloody EARTH that Potter and his dumb friends will find that locket!
     Alright, I have to go prepare to cast this curse- it will take awhile and I have to stay calm in the process; my doctor recently diagnosed me with schizophrenia, but that's a topic for another blog

#mwahahahaha
- The Overlord

Siege on Hogwartz

     I am going to fight at Hogwartz today...  It kinda sucks that these wizards won't give up- I mean, I don't see what the problem is with my plan... I think it's awesome: end the existence of "good" wizards, get more death eaters and followers of mine out into the world, and then- VICTORY DANCE!!!!-  take over the whole stupid planet. Some people must sacrifice themselves for the good of society, but these particular wizards seem to have a hard time grasping that concept.
      Whenever the "good" wizards (they may be called the good guys but I just think they're ignorant) try to rule everything, there's always conflict and death and petty bickering over things that don't even matter, but if I were the Overlord of the world, nothing would go wrong- everyone would listen (or be killed) and no one would challenge my authority (or they would be killed). See? No problems; you have to have strict discipline- that's what I always say. I don't see what their problem is with my philosophy in the first place- it would work!
      Speaking of problems, these kid wizards at that stupid sorcery school are beginning to cause my forces some issues. Who would have thought?!? They don't even know their full potential yet and they are STILL making my people doubt themselves. Imagine it- full grown wizards, masters of dark magic, becoming doubtful of their talents because some stuck-up pigs throw a few hexes at them... UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!! And that Potter boy- ugh! I cannot imagine what he could possibly be thinking 'Oh, I'm going to go try to save the world and destroy that Voldemort" He'd be better off just turning the whole bloody planet into a wonderful, happy place where unicorns poop rainbows! **Sarcasm** (if you couldn't tell)
     Why does everybody have to try to make the world all "happy"? My idea of happy is a place where dark wizards rule- anyone who goes against it will be turned dark (or promptly killed). Again- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE?!?!?!?!?
     Ugh- that's Snape, and if I want to stay on schedule with my timing of the siege of Hogwartz, I'll have to kill him within the next 10 minutes... Until next time

#mwahahaahahaha
-The Overlord