The Prophecy

    This is new... it's another stupid Muggle creation, quite frankly, I'm surprised it even works, but Bellatrix said that she "blogs" and it works out quite alright, so I might as well give it a try. She made a list for me here of things that you put in a "blog":

1. Personal stuff that your followers would want to know
2. Your future goals
3. What you have accomplished so far

    So #1) 'personal stuff''... I suppose that's Muggle for 'things about me' (why can't non-wizards at least be civilized?). Well, hunh, things about me... I guess I can start with the fact that I am an Overlord of dark wizardry and intend to take over the world sometime in the near future... yes, I suppose that takes care of #2 'my future goals' as well. Which only leaves #3) 'What I have accomplished so far,' well that, that leads to an interesting idea for a "blog." I have actually been on the up rise for the last few years, you know, gathering strength, making evil allies, take over the world type of things, but recently I heard a prophecy that depicted my destruction. Now I will tell you this: I have spent a decent portion of my life, that I'm not getting back (until some Muggle get a time machine fully functioning) preparing for ultimate overlord-ship, and I am not going to just lay down a let a prophecy saying that all my hard work was for nothing ruin me. The catch about this particular prophecy was that it said I would be destroyed by a young but formidable opponent... last I checked, all young people are stupid and uneducated in the field of magic... it's probably bogus, but nonetheless, I am going to eliminate the threat which the prophecy refers to.
   The prophecy is quite vague but I believe that I will be able to find someone who can lead me to the 'good wizards' that will supposedly cause my descent...

Approximately 3 days later...

 

 

I was able to discover that my targets go by the name of Lilly and James Potter; I know, also, from my source that the one called Lilly is a mudblood which should make her easy to eliminate. I didn't realize just how simple it was to dismantle a prophecy; I mean, if I take out the parents, there's no way that their child (who, in case I didn't mention beforehand, I the one spoken of in the prophecy as the one who will destroy me- HA!) will have to proper magical upbringing to overtake me. Yes this is what I will do!!!

 

 

    Wish me luck!!!

 

- The Overlord (that seems suiting)
P.S: To the right here I a picture of me that I found on this Muggle database... Bellatrix said it was just what the "blog" needed...