Potter and his friends are entering their fourth year in Hogwartz- the only reason I know this is because I have one of my own on the inside. My loyal spy (isn't that some paradox) has taken the disguise of 'Professor' Moody, who Dumbledore foolishly took on as the new dark arts master (that I found ironic, you know being that they call me a 'dark wizard' and we're enemies and yet they unknowingly hire a spy of mine to teach their own on my field of expertise.) The only reason this is at all significant is that the international competition among wizards (as I call it- all the 'good guy' names are too self explanatory; mine leave more to the imagination) is being hosted at Hogwartz this year. I am going to make absolutely certain that Potter's name is entered into the Cup so he will be guaranteed a spot in the competition (or die in the process)...
Dumbledore's charm on the Cup will only postpone my plan slightly (I mention this because many reckon his power of sorcery to be above mine- you know who you are); getting past it should be all too easy. As a matter of fact, I could have my spy take care of it for me. That would be a much more fool-proof plan considering that my spy is of age and would be able to walk past the Cup boundary with little to no issues... yes, that's what I shall do- the Potter boy won't stand a chance! If he doesn't die of complete and utter humiliation first (which would be quite entertaining considering the circumstances), he will most certainly die in the coming competitions; said competitions contain a series of potentially deadly challenges that a "tribute," per se (I did rather enjoy those "Hunger Games" books, by the way, though I could have done a better job had I been on Snow's place), from each school competes in. The winner of each competition is given points based on their performance that add to their final score in the end.
If he doesn't die in these challenges, there is still the final competition in which all four competitors race to find the Cup first, but that's where my brilliance comes in. You see, fellow wizards out there, any inanimate object can be turned into a 'portal.' Whenever anyone touches this portal, they are transported to a predetermined destination; this is a destination that I will choose- naturally- to have Potter taken to (if the idiot even makes it that far, which he shouldn't if all goes well, but I've said that before), where I will proceed with torturing him and, after relishing in his pain and suffering, killing him.
Anyway, I must to be going now; my murder plot (I cleverly named it 'The Plot to Perish Potter') requires a lot of prior planning and logistics that I need to get to work on; don't be offended, my loyal followers, if you don't hear from me for a while- Ta-ta!
#mwahahahahaha
- The Overlord
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