Siege on Hogwartz

     I am going to fight at Hogwartz today...  It kinda sucks that these wizards won't give up- I mean, I don't see what the problem is with my plan... I think it's awesome: end the existence of "good" wizards, get more death eaters and followers of mine out into the world, and then- VICTORY DANCE!!!!-  take over the whole stupid planet. Some people must sacrifice themselves for the good of society, but these particular wizards seem to have a hard time grasping that concept.
      Whenever the "good" wizards (they may be called the good guys but I just think they're ignorant) try to rule everything, there's always conflict and death and petty bickering over things that don't even matter, but if I were the Overlord of the world, nothing would go wrong- everyone would listen (or be killed) and no one would challenge my authority (or they would be killed). See? No problems; you have to have strict discipline- that's what I always say. I don't see what their problem is with my philosophy in the first place- it would work!
      Speaking of problems, these kid wizards at that stupid sorcery school are beginning to cause my forces some issues. Who would have thought?!? They don't even know their full potential yet and they are STILL making my people doubt themselves. Imagine it- full grown wizards, masters of dark magic, becoming doubtful of their talents because some stuck-up pigs throw a few hexes at them... UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!! And that Potter boy- ugh! I cannot imagine what he could possibly be thinking 'Oh, I'm going to go try to save the world and destroy that Voldemort" He'd be better off just turning the whole bloody planet into a wonderful, happy place where unicorns poop rainbows! **Sarcasm** (if you couldn't tell)
     Why does everybody have to try to make the world all "happy"? My idea of happy is a place where dark wizards rule- anyone who goes against it will be turned dark (or promptly killed). Again- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE?!?!?!?!?
     Ugh- that's Snape, and if I want to stay on schedule with my timing of the siege of Hogwartz, I'll have to kill him within the next 10 minutes... Until next time

#mwahahaahahaha
-The Overlord