Lately, I have been worried about just how likely it is that Potter and Company will stumble upon any of my horocruxi... Bellatrix assures me that my skills of masking objects from the view of others is beyond anything that a mere schoolboy and his stupid mudblood friends could uncover, but I am still concerned. If they were to come across one, which they won't (hopefully),but if they did, they would know exactly how to destroy it- they've done it before.
So far, I've made about seven horocruxi, but you all reading this don't have any reason to know the real number I've made; anyway they're in the wilderness at the moment and are on the trail of the legitimate locket. That one is important, but I doubt they'll find it.
Still... what if they do? It would not be ideal for them to find that particular one- you see every horocrux is tied to a piece of my soul that I imbedded in each one as I made them, and if a horocrux is destroyed, a little piece of me dies... UGH! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!! Then again this entire thing is based on the chance that they find it and the chance that they know how to destroy it, but as I've seen in the past, Potter has a knack for defying bad chances that are set against him... This whole revelation has made me further realize just how much I utterly despise Harry Potter. I mean, I got his parents- I scarred him for life! And yet he will not give up! WHY, WHY, WHY?????????? The boy is an idiotic enigma, thinking he rules the world just because he has a lightning bolt scar on his forehead- it was me who gave him that bloody scar; I made him famous!!! Ugh- it is soooooo bloody unfair...
I just came up with the best idea that an overlord has ever thought up- I will put an indirect curse on the horocrux that they are hunting; it will fall right off their stupid radar!!! And- even if, IF- (IF and don't you forget that there is a better than decent chance that they won't find that locket) they stumble upon the locket, they will be attacked and rebuked by the piece of my spirit that is imbedded in the horocrux! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! There is no way on this bloody EARTH that Potter and his dumb friends will find that locket!
Alright, I have to go prepare to cast this curse- it will take awhile and I have to stay calm in the process; my doctor recently diagnosed me with schizophrenia, but that's a topic for another blog
#mwahahahaha
- The Overlord
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